Besides my Linkin Park, U2 and Red, I love Eminem. Dr. Dre says when Eminem came into the recording studio and heard the riff to this song, he just started spewing out the Slim Shady lyrics. He was that quick and fast with he’s rap and understands beats. So today I’m going way back with the real Slim Shady so please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. https://youtu.be/l7KEuKKuuasThe Real Slim ShadySong by EminemMay I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We’re going to have a problem hereY’all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the doorStarted whoopin’ her ass worse than before, they first get divorcedThrowing her over furnitureIt’s the return of the “Oh wait, no way, your kidding,He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”And Dr Dre saidNothing you idiots Dr Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha ha)Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I’m sick of himLook at him, walking around grabbing his you know whatFlippin’ the you know who “yeah, but he’s so cute though”Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than what’s going on in your parent’s bedroomsSometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can’t,But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead mooseMy bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsAnd if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kissAnd that’s the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a women’s clitoris is.Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,They got the discovery channel don’t they?We ain’t nothing but mammals,Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elopeBut if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesI’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand up’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand upWill Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.”But Slim what if you win wouldn’t it be weird?”Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first.Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V”Yeah he’s cute but I think he’s married to Kim, he he”I should download her audio on mp3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy meSo I’ve been sent here to destroy youAnd there’s a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me, who dress like meWalk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,But not quite me’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand up’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand upI’m like a head trip to listen to’Cause I’m only giving you, things you joke about with your friendsInside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’allAnd I don’t gotta be false or sugar coat it at allI just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out thereThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it’s funny’Cause at the rate I’m going when I’m thirtyI’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.Pinching nurses asses when I’m jackin’ off with JergensAnd I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’ he could be workin’ at Burger KingSpitten on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot circling,Screaming I don’t give a fuck with his windows down and system upSo will the real Shady, please stand upAnd put one of those fingers on each hand upAnd to be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand up’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand up’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand up’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real Slim Shady, please stand up,Please stand up,Please stand upHaha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us,Fuck it,Let’s all stand up