Funny Farewell to 2020
Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the most trying years of our lifetime.
- The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
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I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
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2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
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The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
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Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
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Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
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This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
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I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
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I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
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I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
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Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
Everyone stay safe, have a Happy New Year
2 thoughts on “Funny Farewell to 2020”
Love This – Happy New Year
A very happy new year to you too Dix